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This is brilliant! Great advice, regrettably true and damn funny… Thanks to - yourbadgrrl
cooking-puns-and-gay-stuff: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: sevvey6: morbidamusement: captain-snark: bananamerlin: maderadearquitecto: Thermochromic table by Jay Watson imagine banging someone on that table imagine being home alone and seeing
thinking about jasper and the sex toys she’d use on her partners…For Lapis, the blue gems likes to be pushed to her limits despite all her snarking and Jasper’s always up for flustering her so she goes for the big ones and goes hard on her.
I’m really liking Be Cool, Scooby Doo! so far.It’s got a lot of width wit and snark - I mean heart - but also snark.
freckledbuttchester: I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell
tentacle: captain-snark: bruisebird: 0-memento-mori-0: why-feminism-is-important: ashypinky: feminismordeath: illusionarysilvercrystal: clitulhufhtagn: delicately-interconnected: Wow this is the most disturbing bit of rape culture I’ve seen
OK, work wasn’t so bad today. The days that SUCK are the ones where I’m giving everything and getting nothing, and I feel like I’m doing it poorly too because there are no results.Asshole Manager snarked at me over the walkie today. I mentioned
omgrwby: casfallen: Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. THIS.ABSOLUTELY THIS
tonystarking: The Sass and Snark of Steve Rogers.
abysswaatchers: was so excited to be able to finally make this!!! :) I wish i could’ve fit more charas bc essentially most of the cast of venture bros is my inspiration always, but I went with dr venture bc of his glasses and snark. Also yes i did
ncmares: Unicorn Twilight Sparkle was *awesome.* The snark. The sass! Despite being a hero she and her friends still felt like these little ponies living in a huge world where even one wrong step in the woods meant certain doom. Princess is cool and
captain-snark: the shitty thing about depression/anxiety is the fact that you live with it so long and so much that you forget how insidious it actually is. When you can’t do something and you think it’s because you’re lazy and unmotivated and
Well... Shit.
thehiddentriforce: fuckmonosexismforever: captain-snark: godtie: do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there” There’s the possibility of there being a dick there, you can’t know until the pants are open and the
milesabovepeter: capsarmy: freckledbuttchester: I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell
thehiddentriforce: captain-snark: godtie: do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there” There’s the possibility of there being a dick there, you can’t know until the pants are open and the dick is confirmed to either
captain-snark: it’s no wonder slytherins are all like ‘fuck the rest of you’ like fred and george weasley booed at an 11 year old who got sorted into Slytherin. like fuckin imagine you’re 11 and at HOGWARTS and you’re a fucking WIZARD and you’re
sexavierponce: sexavierponce: The only boy kpop group I listen(ed) to. Omfg, let’s go back to 2005, and to Bora Bora. DBSK/TVXQ | Hi Ya Ya Max Changmin and his snark is so cute omfg Max be mine. This song is so cheesy and cute. all day ugh max be
omgrwby: casfallen: Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark.
luthvian: captain-snark: the shitty thing about depression/anxiety is the fact that you live with it so long and so much that you forget how insidious it actually is. When you can’t do something and you think it’s because you’re lazy and unmotivated
the-treble: captain-snark: it’s no wonder slytherins are all like ‘fuck the rest of you’ like fred and george weasley booed at an 11 year old who got sorted into Slytherin. like fuckin imagine you’re 11 and at HOGWARTS and you’re a fucking
redskinmccree: I got queued w this random 3 stack of teenage boys earlier in OW and this one dude was playing Winston and was like “I’m about to do an xqc play!” So I just snarked “so ur gonna jump in alone and repeatedly feed” And his only
criefflocked: starkspangledjohnlock: Coulson has balls. Agent Phil Coulson: The only person alive who can look so adorable while threatening to taze you that even Tony Snark, former-CEO of Snark Industries, can only nod and say okay. Coulson is a super
rollership: iconoclassic:Mahendra Singh, illus. for The Hunting of the Snark by Lewis Carroll, 2010 (via Snark, Strangeness and Charm - 50 Watts)
dorkshadows: Date a boy who worships you. Date a boy with talent, intellect, and snark. Date a boy with an angel’s voice. Date a boy who knows more languages than you. Date a boy who can sing. Date a boy who can serenade you with music and roses. Date
foxyplaydate: killer-pineapples: kittendesu: the-cell-block-tango: astronomyproblems: Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put
snark-n-snack:apelcini:chemegeek14:lunah-goodbye:I know the American healthcare system is already a joke but this is to funny My aunt-in-law does this. She asked for an itemized bill once and saw that they charged her ษ for a single bandaid for her
